The fickle death of Castro

As of right now, he is dead. Now he's not. Now he is. Castro just called in to tell us that he is dead. Then he called back to say he was just kidding. Perezhilton.com says that the only way he'll believe he's still alive is if the Cuban government parades him around Havana. But, alas, the flaw... Haven't you ever seen Weekend at Bernie's? What about Weekend at Bernie's 2 or even Weekend at Bernie's 3? They're all crowd-pleasers and top-sellers on the netflix.com "movies about guys who are dead but aren't believed to be so" list. Also on the list are a lot of Elvis movies. Back to the point. As a someone-else-proclaimed pessimist, I would like to fix that stigma and say that I believe Castro is dead. Which is a good thing in Miami. Matt=Optimist. Anonymous "other" person who calls Matt a pessimist=Pessimist.